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Poster: Hugo Fugerzev Date: Aug 30, 2007 12:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: A Joke, Semi-Funny

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.


There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.


They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.


They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.


After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says......................


"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

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Poster: wineland Date: Aug 30, 2007 1:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

I didn't see that punchline coming.

Now tell me, what's funny than a couple monkeys at a bar telling jokes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIY_MQ5x4G4

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Poster: high flow Date: Aug 30, 2007 1:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

Senator Larry Craig was running late and called his wife regarding dinner....

Sen Craig: Don't worry about dinner honey, I'm just gonna grab a hotdog at the airport.

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Poster: wineland Date: Aug 30, 2007 1:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

Me thinks he protesteth too much...

http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/washington/politics-crime-senator.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

According to the police report, Craig entered a bathroom stall next to the police investigator, placed his bag against the front of the door and tapped his foot in a gesture commonly used to try to pick up men in public toilets.

"I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct," Roll Call wrote, quoting the investigator in the police incident report.

Craig is in his third term and up for re-election next year. He is a former member of the Senate's Republican leadership and played an active role in the 1998 impeachment of former President Bill Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal.

In a June 2006 Senate vote, Craig voted in favor of an amendment to the Constitution to define marriage in the United States as a union between one man and one woman. The amendment was defeated by one vote.

In October last year a gay rights activist claimed in a Web log that Craig had had several gay relationships. Craig's office denied it, saying the allegations were "completely ridiculous" and had "no basis in fact."

Craig's troubles follow an admission earlier this month by one of his conservative Republican colleagues, Sen. David Vitter of Lousiana, that he had committed a "very serious sin" after his number was found in the telephone records of a woman accused of running a Washington prostitution ring.

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Poster: Purple Gel Date: Aug 30, 2007 1:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar...


The bartender turns around and says:

"what is this, some kind of joke???"

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Poster: Compsurfah_Too Date: Aug 30, 2007 4:13pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

OUCH...!

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Poster: Compsurfah_Too Date: Aug 30, 2007 4:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

What did Jerry say to Elvis, the first time they met in heaven?

You should see the freak your daughter married...!

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Poster: Loogy Hanger Date: Aug 30, 2007 4:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

Which One ?

This post was modified by Loogy Hanger on 2007-08-30 23:27:09

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Poster: dstanme Date: Aug 30, 2007 12:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

wrong, thats VERY funny...

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Poster: Loogy Hanger Date: Aug 30, 2007 12:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Joke, Semi-Funny

.....is that why life is a carnival ?

I know it's the reason I quit re-using condoms.